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Divine Jewish Intervention

When an unexplainable occurrence (aka miracle) happens causing/allowing one to save money.

Examples of this phenomenon are plentiful. Finding a coupon right before you're about to buy something. Discovering a discount at the register for something you're about to buy. Noticing that you have an extra $100 in savings you forgot about. Finding an extra $5 in your purse you never knew was there. Tampax being put on sale during the week you just so happened to start your period. The list goes on and on.....
"Honey, remember that resturant we're going to on Friday? I just got a coupon for it in the mail! It's Divine Jewish Intervention!"

"I went to the store expecting to pay $100 for those shoes but Divine Jewish Intervention caused them to only ring up for $80!"
by Daniel9787 February 26, 2009
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diking

"Damn, you was diking an didn't tell me!? We coulda hadda five-some!"
by SexxiLexxi May 30, 2006
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disingenue

A young woman whose appearance of artless innocence hides a biting insincerity.
The disingenue projected incompetence and bewilderment at the menial tasks of her internship, but only because she felt they were beneath her.
by bluestocking February 25, 2008
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fountain dining hall shit

the shit that happens 5 minutes after you eat at the esteemed fountain dining hall at NCSU
Man Bo-Vice i just got done eating like 5 minutes ago and now i guess its time for the fountain dining hall shit
by dasjfhsaduifha September 7, 2007
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Divina

Divina:a woman who doesn't take shit from anyone, even her own parents. She does things her way when she wants where she wants how she wants with who she wants
i love lucy's attitude. it's an Divina attitude.
by Anivid Sixela July 15, 2014
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Shaun Diviney

Lead singer from australian band, 'Short Stack.'

Fucking babe. Hockey legs, beyond belief.
<insert shaun diviney example here/
by imjustme;) October 27, 2009
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Divina

Divina - adjective used to describe women

“Divina’s” are girls who are really awesome. They are almost always positive, content with her lives, and very upbeat — if a little odd and eccentric.
“Divina’s” are usually hippies disguised as regular people. They dress normal, talk normal, and act normal, but if you get to know them their true nature is revealed. Most “Divina’s” do yoga, love taking scented oil baths, and know a bunch of random wacky facts about pot. They are also very artistic… They’re the kind of girls that know where all the nearest art museums are and which upcoming art shows have free wine. Their creativity and imagination know no boundaries and they are often caught daydreaming about random things like flowers, politics, or psychedelic drugs.

Overall, a “divina” is a really cool chick. “Divina-Women” are funny, hot, and spontaneous. When they walk into a room everyone's attention turns immediately to them. Neil Strauss, author of the best-selling dating memoir The Game, puts it simply, "This is the kind of girl everyone wants, and it makes you feel awesome when you're the one who has her." Unfortunately for all the males out there, “divina’s” are almost always lesbians.
Sorry boys… better luck next time.

Examples of a “Divina”:
Really Cool Chick: “Dude, did you know that the declaration of independence was written on hemp paper?”

Random dude: “Why do you even know that? You are such a divina.”

Famous “Divina’s” in History:

-Ellen DeGeneres
-Jane Addams
-Christina Aguilera
-Helena, Comtesse de Noailles
-Lady Hester Lucy Stanhope
by Anivid Sixela July 15, 2014
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