bacon dink

The experience you get going into cold water for a swim and the water touches your balls, causing your dink to shrivel. Just as putting in a six inch strip of bacon in a pan and it comes out two inches long.

Man the lake was so cold today, when the water touched my balls, I got bacon dink.

by BaconDink168 February 11, 2025

dink

the best man you would ever experience in your life!!! so good you had to make your own word. he’s goofy, silly, quirky, but yet so yummy. specifically, that genitalia, can make a woman (or man) go crazy.

tends to be bisexual

tends to like playboi carti and has the most repulsive instagram ever

- not to be confused with arkandick

Me: Getting that 8 inch dink tonight!!!!!!!!

by zenbabygoescrazy September 10, 2022

guntzle dink

A true fucking moron,someone who does and says stupid things constantly

Why would you tell her that .. Good luck getting laid tonight you guntzle dink!

by Captn poop dick August 31, 2017

Dink

An American term. Someone you do not like or respect. An idiot who doesn’t leave you alone.

Geez, that guy Ryan is such a dink.

by Bill.Swaggins March 11, 2022

Spicy Dinks

A term used for a note in jazz music that is out of place from chords in a given song, but still blends in the song perfectly.

“Damn bro that’s a masterpiece. Lots of spicy dinks thrown in there.”

by Big Stink July 14, 2020

dink

Frequent blinking of the eyes or eye scrunches.

"look at shayanne dinking"

by Stupid Pants June 29, 2020

Dink

Dink, adjective

A light insult you would call one of your friends or siblings/cousins were they to slip up while doing something simple like spreading butter on toast.

Well, would you look at that! You ripped the toast again, ya Dink.

by Danku-Kun September 30, 2020