Papa Dildo

A boss who tries to screw ya!

Ahhh, Papa Dildo tired to give it to me again! He wanted me to work the next long weekend.

by mlegion May 9, 2006

space dildo

A frozen poo used as a brown nutty sweetcorn dildo

I lost my best dildo and was in despair. I had a nice long curly poo and decided to freeze it like they do space food. I then fucked my self with my space dildo. I also give it head and got a dirty sanchez to go along with it .

by spacedildocreaator November 27, 2013

dildo force

e=mc dildo to the third

in retarded language, that means the force of impact by ones dildo

my lips sweatin from the massive dildo force of my 10 inch black spiked punisher supreme

by Abendheiny June 11, 2009

dildo breath

When you have been suckin/or blowing a dildo all day...or for a long period of time

"yo bryan your breath smells like a fucking dildo" "dildo breath"....

bryan "i need somthing to get rid of my dildo breath ive been sucking some lately"

by mr.smarterass March 31, 2009

dildo smack

jacob

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

dildo holder

1. Someone you hire to hold your used dildo.

2. Someone who has a dick that feels like a dildo and they play/hold it a lot.

1. My dildo holder that I just hired is so awesome.

2. I broke up with my bf because he's such a dildo holder.

by ivanwhythen October 9, 2014

Fake Dildo

A real penis

He put his fake dildo all the way inside my butthole.

by Theduderonomy October 4, 2017