Clay and Dave

When someone tells a story that is utterly pointless. This is especially true when you think that there will be some major point or conclusion but are left just hanging.

Person 1: Hey so last night I went to a minor league hockey game...

Person 2: Oh yea and what happened?

Person 1: Oh thats it.

Person 2: Dude thats so clay and dave!

by Czechos November 11, 2009

National slap Roshan Dave week

On this week (10-17 to 10-24) you get to slap Roshan Dave's ass without any consent.

Yooooo, Rosahn you finna die it's National Slap Roshan Dave week.

by Rocky_D_Epic_Poopyhead October 17, 2019

Too Easy For Diamond Dave

Another way of saying "GG EZ", but that was outdated by Diamond Dave.

/all Just "too easy for Diamond Dave" or "2 EZ 4 DD"

by ComradeRoadkill March 28, 2021

Dave S

Used to replace most notably "fuck it!" due to the frequency of it's use by Dave S.

Al: Are you going to hockey tonight?
Blue: Naw, I'm Dave S'in it.

Geoff: Where's Blue?

Al: He Dave S'ed.

by canuckleheadmorgie January 2, 2012

dave matthews band

Most Ultimate Best Band Ever. Pretty much all of their albums are extremely excellent with the best beign Under the Table and Dreaming. The way they perfectly blend guitar, sax, bass, drums and violin is incredible.

Person 1: I hate Dave Matthews Band
Person 2 (Highly Intellegent Person): Shut up you very retarted human.

by VF4000 November 18, 2005

Dave Matthews Band

Satan's attempt to ruin rock music from the inside.

Dave Matthews Band is the Musical antichrist.

by ErRoBr November 11, 2007

Dave Matthews Band

Dave Matthews is a painfully generic band usually found on the music interests section of Facebook.com.

Normal College Kid 1: Hey bro, what are you listening to?

Normal College Kid 2: Oh, just some Dave Matthews Band. I also like The Red Hot Chili Peppers, radiohead, John Mayer, and O.A.R.

Normal College Kid 1: Oh no way Bro, me too!

by IQG October 15, 2006