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by fuck-me-grande December 3, 2019

Dash

To go really fast for short bursts of time

It is pointless to be dash

by YOYO_from_discord November 7, 2021

Dashed

when you are next in line but they start prepping an online order before taking yours.

I was about to order lunch at subway, but they dashed me so I ate at home instead.

by JoelTheWordSmithe December 12, 2021

Darwin Dash

when someone is in danger (potentially life threatening) and instead of running away they run into the danger, derived from Charles Darwin's theories of evolution and natural selection, implying this individual would win a Darwin award for it

"bro there was a fire and James ran in, wasn't even anyone to save, bro did the Darwin dash"

by big_raga October 25, 2025

The smash and dash

The act of smashing " having intercourse " with a random, Giving the said random a cream pie, so the chances of pregnancy are high, giving them a fake name, and sneaking out early the next morning after the deed is done, to avoid any possible responsibility for your actions, because you're a lowlife piece of shit

Bro, last night I did the smash and dash, on the bitch I met at the bar last night, The best part is I gave her a fake name, now she's going to be a single mother, "bro that shit is hilarious "

by Harry ballsak August 21, 2018

Toilet Dash

the best person in this world

person 1: toilet dash
person 2: no

by Furrop February 8, 2023

Dash

A Dash can be defined as a person who is notoriously bad at driving, so much so that they manage to crash into the only obstacle, like a rock, in an otherwise empty and open area. This term suggests a person who is either extremely unlucky or comically incompetent behind the wheel.

"Everyone laughed when Dash volunteered to drive, knowing full well that last time he managed to hit the only rock in an open field."

This sentence highlights the irony of the situation, showcasing Dash's legendary reputation for poor driving.

by thegrimm15 August 23, 2024