Dad 

The person, who gave trauma to his own children.

My dad never said sorry to me even though he knew that he did wrong to me.

Dad by thatlittlegirl August 4, 2022

dad 

Nope. This isn’t a joke. I’m not one of those ten year olds who says “LOL NO MILK NO DAD!1!1!!11!1!!1” ok so a dad is a guy who gets u ice cream and tells jokes and can be good like 86% of dads but some can be uhhhh yeah…..

Kid: can we get McDonald’s
Dad: yes

dad by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗwalk w/ friend August 11, 2022

Dad 

Something you don't have sadly :(

Hey bro how about hop on CODW.
No shut up it's a @$% $#% game, bro it's for fatherless people. ( i'm just joking )
What's fatherless?
It's what you are 💀

Dad means a parent in which you haven't seen for the year or more you have lived.

Dad by TheChhingieahsdhb September 13, 2022

Dad 

Whats that?
Something you don't have.

"My dad is getting milk"
"For 7 years?"

"Yes."

Dad by The_McKenna October 8, 2022

Dad 

a person that black people don't have

White: Look my dad's here! where is yours?
Black: He's gone looking for milk.

Dad by jiggaboo liggaboo October 18, 2022

Dad 

Whats a dad?

Mom do I have a Dad?
Also where is the milk?

Dad by brutherrrr November 7, 2022

Dad 

Something no one in this world will ever have until you win the lottery.

Dad is gone for milk. Dad is extracting milk.

Dad by CumandEat November 8, 2022