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crunk the funk 

getting a party started; usually involving crunk juice. Only top ballers can achieve the goal of crunking the funk.
"damn!! Phatty matt and D-lo are here, they will definatly CRUNK THE FUNK.
crunk the funk by McG-unit November 22, 2004
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crunk juice 

the most dumbest word that black people came up with..
crunk juice is just a retarded word that some rappers made up just to get famous
crunk juice by holypooponastick September 20, 2005

Crunk Juice 

It is a drink that enhances the brain waves to make you wanna fuck somebody up.

This drink is normally found in the Dirty South.
Say ol' Bitch Ass Pussy Ass Dick in da Booty Ass Nigga pass da Motherfuckin' Crunk Juice before you get yo ass whoop'd, Bitch!!

Get you a white polystyrene foam cup and po' it up.

Get crunked.
Crunk Juice by dixion December 31, 2005

Crunk o'clock 

Crunk (kru^ngk)
a euphemism for getting really crazy and fucked up on marijuana and alcohol (stoned and drunk. Chronic plus Drunk = Crunk). Or maybe crack and drunk. Or coke and drunk. Or maybe just being crazy and drunk. Whatever it is, it means getting really crazy and fucked up.

o-clock (uh-klok)
an adverb meaning of, by, or according to the clock.

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Crunk o'clock (kru^ngk uh-klok)
Originating from the city of Portland, OR, the phrase is an exclamation of a heightened state of mental impairedness usually brought on by any combination of the aforementioned substances.

In addition to saying the phrase, the accompanying hand motion is equally as important

As defined by the phrase creator:

A celebratory gesture made by one (or in some cases many) person(s), by raising one hand to make a 90 degree angle of the arm — usually meant to indicate to spectators mutual acknowledgment of what time it is, and placing the other hand firmly on the axis of the 90 degree angle. With the hand that is extended into the air, a staccato downward motion towards the opposite elbow is made, making the performer appear to be "crunk," or to be miming a malfunctioning clock. (Porte 2006)
1. "Hey bitches, it's crunk o' clock!"

2. "Son, what time did you stay out last night?"
"I don’t know, Dad, most likely a little bit after crunk o'clock."
"Good job, Son"
Crunk o'clock by Crunker November 10, 2008

Crunk war 

The unending, epic, apocalyptic, battle originating from polar opposition due to extreme discrepancies in principle in the form of benevolence (crunk) versus diabolic excrement (not crunk).
Yo! The Dirty Port ain't crunk, but they be sayin they mo' crunk than a bag of crud with some pineapple head anal lozenges! Crunk war is on!

Crunk war is so real, it breathes chitlins, sushi, and krunkulon dust.

This crunk was is so real I've got grime oozing out of every pore, you become another casualty of the crunk war.
Crunk war by I.C. Riblets January 8, 2008

crunk-n-munch 

This is a box similar to the all famous "CRUNCH-N-MUCH", yet, CRUNK-N-MUNCH has yet to be invented. CRUNK-N-MUNCH, when brought into this world, will be a box of insanely crunkatized bits of joy that will enable you to reach a euphoric gangstertastically superb well being feeling when munching on. YES!!!! CRUNK-N-MUNCH...be crunkatized!!!!!!!
Yo, today I copped that new lil' box o' goodies called CRUNK-N-MUNCH!!! That mug had me HYPED!!!
crunk-n-munch by James McLendon August 13, 2006