Sledgehammer Crotch

The soreness one feels in their vagina the day after they have been pounded especially rough and/or hard.

I can barely walk this morning because I have such a wicked case of sledgehammer crotch.

by Semore Buttes January 18, 2011

crotch nuggets

Testicles.

I want to kick you in your crotch nuggets!

by Minya Siedre October 11, 2010

Smooth Crotch

Term used to describe Reactor Operators in the Nuclear Submarine Force.

ETCS Jones has no balls. He's a real smooth crotch.

by San Juan Vet December 14, 2010

crotch crickets

slang for crabs, lice in the pubic area

Justin has crotch crickets.

by AK-85 April 22, 2006

crotch-massagingly

adverb: eliciting such a pleasurable response that one is forced to massage their crotch.

"Jessica Alba? She's crotch-massagingly hot!"
"I finished my term paper... it's crotch-massagingly comprehensive."

by AlexAtGT June 16, 2006

crotch rocket

A sport bike that is capable of high speeds. Also the term given to motorcycles with a fast 0-60 time.

Ducati 996, Suzuki Hayabusa

by A.R.S. (Anti-Rice-Society) June 23, 2004

Fire Crotch

A woman with a red haired vagina.

I love me some "Fire Crotch"

by cooter davenport May 12, 2010