catholic

Gayest religion ever, wait stop, no Kabbalah is.

...somewhere in Texas...
John: I'm catholic.
Dan: You won't fit in here.

by Cocobird October 11, 2005

catholic church

see cult; a church for the Catholic religion, tries to cover up that Jesus had a kid, and that they would kill if that ever got out,

The Catholic church is now and always was a fag house. see priest;

by clifton March 17, 2005

covington catholic

a school that produces ignorant assholes that are sexist, homophobic, and racist. they have no idea how to respect people and are too busy paying people off to learn how to be a decent human being.

That Nicholas Sandmann guy is a real douche, it makes sense he’s from Covington Catholic.

by aesop1938288 January 20, 2019

catholick

A Christian person that is giving a blow job.

Josh: You're not actually gonna take that chick up on her offer are you?
Sam: No!!! i would never want someone to walk in and see me with a catholick.
Josh: Ok good, i would probably kill myself if i saw that!

by Josh=&onz June 5, 2009

crapolicious

when you have to ride in or drive a old rusty or smelly car

the car i own is so crapolicious but it runs and its paid for

by rtfow May 12, 2010

catholic corkscrew

During intercourse, the man gradually inserts a rosary bead necklace into their partner's ass or vagina. For more pleasure, begin saying the rosary or reciting a prayer while doing so, as the power of Christ increases sexual energy.

Guy 1: You ever fuck a Catholic girl?

Guy 2: No, I'm an atheist

Guy 1: Wel I met this Catholic girl outside the diner last night. Halfway through, she pulls out a rosary necklace and asks me if I've ever done the Catholic Corkscrew.

Guy 2: Well, how was it?

Guy 1: It was awesome! I never knew the Power of Christ felt so good!

by ThePartyDeer June 4, 2018

catholic shoulder rub

This is the usual method used by Catholic Priests when seducing choir boys

"I heard George got a Catholic Shoulder Rub yesterday from Father Mathews"
"I always knew that father he was a creep"

by Bobshnwinkle October 23, 2019