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crap on a cracker

When all of a sudden everything thats good just went to shit.
I got raise at work today, but my car was towed, what a crap on a cracker.
by Jusbeatti February 1, 2009
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CRAP FILLED VAGINA

Something to shock and disgust the person you said it to. Say it to a guy, they will die laughing. Say it to a girl... you will never have sex.
stupid guy: *goes for walk* "hi Amy! CRAP FILLED VAGINA!!!"
Amy: "You and your dick are going to die sad and alone.
by A7X forever September 8, 2010
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crap shoot

Inserting your fingers into a vagina and wildly shaking them from side to side and up and down until she gushes, then taking your poon soaked hand and slinging it on her face.
Jeff finally got to finger his girlfriend but she squirted all over his mom's sofa...so he gave that little whore a crap shoot.
by Stanton R. April 23, 2008
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crap in a sack

Best mothafukin unreal player in town
Man, Crap in a sack is kickin my ass!
by KONP October 28, 2004
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Crap Masta

1. A person (usually a friend) who screws you over cheaply. This is usually nothing serious - Ex. While playing a video game, your friend camps and kills you a lot, making him a Crap Masta. See also camper
<head shot> Man, stop camping you crap masta!
by DarkEye May 2, 2005
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crap-pank

When something doesn't go your way; extremely bad;
crap-pank! I just lost a nut
That film was propper crap-pank
by P.R.D Ferguson III September 28, 2005
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Crap sucker

Cesspool pumping truck functions like a huge vacuum cleaner- the suction hose pulls the shit into the truck but the air that was in the truck’s tank has to exit the tank and go into the outside air. Wearing oxygen mask is advised.
Septic pumper truck, Cesspool pumping truck, Crap sucker sucking
by Vitalik June 1, 2007
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