Smith Corona

Da brand of "dinosaur" mechanical typewriter dat made you so frustrated dat you'd likely need to drink fresh-lime-imbued pale-ale from a clear-glass bottle in order to tolerate da ordeal of using said clackety-clack unit to create documents.

In my younger days, I hadda use a clunky Smith Corona if I didn't wanna laboriously write everything out by hand. I'm a absolutely lousy typist even today, and therefore I totally wear out da "backspace" key on my computer-keyboard; dunno how I didn't take up drinking as a younger dude from all of dat stress of trying to hit da right keys every time.

by QuacksO August 26, 2019

The Corona Ebola

You get sick and become the guy in the movie "It" which dies in it yes dies cause big bad Ebola Corona

The Corona Ebola

by Ernest_Exabyte January 28, 2021

Corona Spouse

That person with whom you’ve chosen to self-quarantine, and with whom Sex eventually came into the equation, even though you hadn't previously co-habitated, had no official commitment, and towards whom you may or may not have harbored an antepandemic crush. It may be an old flame, an ex-husband or wife, a colleague or simply a friend, but for some unexplainable reason your hidden Self chose that person as your shelter-in-residence mate.

Amanda took Chris as her Corona Spouse to stave off boredom and find some normalcy during the pandemic.

by BigBunnie March 24, 2020

Corona Persona

Your unkempt, unshaven, hobo-looking self due to months of isolation due to a global pandemic.

I turned on my camera for the zoom call even though my corona persona was in full bloom.

by eschatar September 8, 2020

corona

a murderous but addictive worldwide toilet paper snagging felon

wow pony that corona virus is really wakey

by tahoe_cop March 16, 2020

Sideways Corona Mullett

A mullett is business in the front and party (or something else) in the back. Sideways Corona Mullett (or SCM) is when you work from home with business attire on the top and something not so business like on the bottom. It works for video conference calls as long as you do not get up.

Her: Aren't you working from home today? Why are you wearing pajama pants with a shirt and tie?
Him: Sideways Corona Mullett... no one is gonna see the pants.

Him: Why are you wearing sweats with your best blouse?
Her: SCM baby.
Him: We are cutting the laundry bill in half!

by jfburke619 March 30, 2020

Corona

The end to us all...and the end of my straight A’s

Corona made my school shut down and now Im doing online school so I’m failing all classes

by You pesudonym November 20, 2020