The advanced sexual act (usually performed in the 'doggie' position) in which the female (or receiver) swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string. At the point of orgasm the male (or giver) yanks on the string; retrieval of bacon and gagging should ensue.

I cluster fucked your mum

cluster fuck by blastStu November 29, 2007

Get merch

clusterfacts

Clusterfacts are a collection of either out of context facts or completely made up facts bundled together and delivered in a rapid fire fashion. Like a clusterbomb

This is a strategy used mostly by right wing political pundits when being interviewed on television. When they are asked a question that undermines their position on a subject they drop clusterfacts like crazy to force they interviewer deal with the unrelated or inaccurate facts. When successfully deployed the interviewer is left arguing facts unrelated to the original question.

Any interview with Michelle Malkin. When asked to explain her support for the Iraq war she launched into a scree of clusterfacts that are easily proven wrong on an individual basis, but en-masse they overwhelm the interviewer.

clusterfacts by earth2kelly August 4, 2009

Get merch

cluster fuck

Compilation of raw, dirty London Acid Techno released by a record label called Cluster

cluster fuck by Adrian Jarvis September 18, 2003

Get merch

Cluster fuck

When an orgy is crashed by a bunch of gay men, they then tie everyone up and rape the shit out of them

My ass is sore. i was having an orgy but some gay guys cluster fucked us!

Cluster fuck by Amiable companion Friday September 15, 2010

Get merch