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Clitch

A female who is a Cunt, Slut, and a Bitch. None of those words alone describe them well enough alone so they are combined into one.
Michelle is such a Clitch, she is just the worst and fucks everything in sight.”
by Bradley Towne April 14, 2023
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Clitch

Wow, this clitch is no joke. It feels like there’s a mosquito in my uterus!
by Clitch queen June 21, 2023
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Chinchu macacle

by Germanini September 7, 2023
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Chinchauhua

A squirrel.

Origin: Chinchilla + Chihuahua (born from a mispeak)
It's a Chinchauhua!
by Shugunou October 22, 2023
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Clenchmaxxing

Hayden is THE sigma clenchmaxxer in our high school he knows everything there is about clenchmaxxing.
by Danexer23 January 15, 2024
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clenchmaxxing

Refers to the practice of clenching one's buttocks to enhance male orgasm
Dont forget to clenchmaxxing before gooning after your edging session
by fishloverGooner13 January 16, 2024
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Clenchmaxing

Clenchmaxing is the final form of gooning.

When one has redlined their edge, and is deep into the euphoric gooning state, you begin to squeeze the base of your bird until the mushroom reaches maximum plume. You have successfully clenchmaxxed when the post nut clarity brings you down to earth and you realize now you have to patch the gaping hole in your drywall from your atomic chode dumper.
Friend1: Chadwick is crashing on my couch dude.

Friend2: oh no why?

Friend1: bruv was gooning so hard he lost his mind and began Clenchmaxing in his apartment.

Friend2: oh my god what was he thinking.

Friend1: yeah man it’s tragic, dude clenchmaxxed so hard the wall dividing him from his neighbor fell down, and killed his neighbors ferret.

Friend2: damn, I know exactly what that feels like…. Kinda worth it.

Friend1: yeah land lord kicked him out so he’s crashing at my place til he figures out a new place to lease.
by The OG Pan January 18, 2024
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