Changing of the Guard

n. Royal ceremony in which an aging monarch’s incontinence panties are replaced.

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Care to watch the Changing of the Guard on the telly?

No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.

by gnostic3 August 6, 2022

changing of the guard

v. British term employed by aged royals when replacing their soiled Depends undergarments.

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I say old chap. Must one stand to attention when watching the changing of the guard?

Only if the Queen or the Princess Royal is involved.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

Changing your ringtone

Bleaching your asshole

Changing your ringtone.
Lacy to her tinder match “Sorry, I’m late. I was changing my ringtone.”

by nickynoname August 25, 2022

Changing a 1 to a 0

There's no end to the madness!

It doesn't matter about what they put down, whoever is looking at it will only look at what's when and where. Changing a 1 to a 0 is really kinda childish but it keeps you giggling I guess you grown up!

by Enter pen name here. October 19, 2023

Clanking

Clanking is the action of having sexual intercourse with an animatronic, such as freddy fazbear for example. People who participate in doing this can be referred to as clankcels or clankmaxxers.

I clanked last night man.
That clankcel be clankmaxxing fr fr.
That clanking session was absolutely insane man.

by Clankcelled clankmaxxer December 31, 2023

cledging

Puckering ones asshole in order to prevent climax while edging

I was Cledging so hard that I could cut a cigar with my asshole

by Bulltork February 9, 2024

clenainging

to intensely buttfuck someone

(see also: clenainged - to be intensely buttfucked)

person 1: hey guess what
person 2: what
person 1: i am going to commit the act of clenainging on your mother
person 2:

person 1:
person 2: we need to euthanize you.

by ihavenevercommittedcannibalism November 16, 2023