Calvinbah

HE is a god amongst mortal, a lord amongst ladies, A smacker of booty. Sock it to him sock it to him hard.

"hey calvinbah"
"fuck off noob"

by calvinbah December 6, 2006

Calvin

One. Ugly. Asshole. Who is like a pervert at times. Need to fix its facial shit. He is very disgusting and annoying and gives off a stalker vibe. He always attempts to get close to young girls. Always get rejected. Never be able to find love with that ugly face of his. He needs to fix his ugly ass gace becore he finds love so he will not get rejected again. But it will take hid whole live to look average. Never get a calvin in your life. You will regret meeting one. Its a nightmare.

Person 1: Is that calvin???

Person 2: I think so. He is so frraking ugly though. I feel like vomiting. He is totally not my type.

by Sexy vibrator June 17, 2018

Calvin

One who shakes himself apart at the wrists. Mostly German. Tends to spit when he talks, so much so that he coats anyone or anything he speaks to. Leaves food particles from flossing all over the mirror. Has loose bowels; leaves a coating of shit all over the toilet seat. One who has no respect for others

Stranger: Who left shit all over the toilet seat?

Stranger: Oh, that’s Calvin

by Charlie K. April 17, 2019

Calvin Klein

When you're not quite Gucci, but you're getting there.

Boss: we gucci?
Me: we're calvin klein

by KarGuy November 12, 2020

Attention craving whore

Contrary to what most people think they are, attention craving whores/bastards can be male OR female. A common noticeable trait is a general lack of interest by their own parents. Thanks to mom and and dad not giving a shit, ordinary people have to deal with them IRL or on teh internet. Guilty of spending too much time copying what "works" instead of developing their own personal qualities.
Noticeable symptoms BE noticeable : no personality, no imagination, despicable sense of humor, generally boring, spend waaaaayy to much time figuring what is LULZ enducing when they don't even know WTF LULZ even means. Driven by the motivation of copying everything that gets thumbs up on teh internet, even to the point point of impersonating people they can't even figure out. The worst kinds even post their own botched up photos because they are sincerely convinced someone will give a shit, even though mom and dad stopped caring 20 years ago when they bought the new Mac ripoff. Generally think they are "special", even though lacking the meaning of imagination. Most often then not put their hands on automated software like Photoshop or Reason and post the awful results shamelessly on social networks, thinking they are "artists" while their hollow shells mass up to buy more bigmacs. And still fucking complain. To sum it up, sad empty people you have to help/avoid, but life is hard as it is and not everyone is mother Theresa.

Attention craving whores still think marketing driven "music" and "movies" are actually good.

by Spyan November 3, 2012

calvin syndrome

Male equivalent of a woman's "pre-menstrual syndrome"; marked by excessive mood swings, increased sensitivity, and random fits of anger.

1. That man has been crying for an hour; he must be suffering from calvin syndrome.

by paperclip09 April 11, 2008

Caviness

A Marine that rants and yells all day who has heart problems and limps when he gets mad. I bet he is limping right now.

That guy is a Caviness

by BandBonnet December 18, 2011