The Lewis Clark

When your mates are asleep - sneakily put their penises in your mouth and take a picture.

That way, they'll look really gay.

Haha! Boys! I gave Stu the Lewis Clark last night.

Haha, man I always knew Stu was gay!

by Johnzface May 9, 2021

Whoa Clark

1) Can be used as a substitute for calm down or settle
2) A way to express surprise

Also see "Easy Clark" and "Clark".

"It's just a game! Whoa Clark! Settle your kettle."

"Whoa Clark, that semi is driving fast!"

by mirandamirandamiranda October 24, 2012

Clark Belly

One's stomach that protrudes to a great distance, far exceeding that of a "beer belly"

Dude why do you have such a clark belly.

by BigL August 11, 2012

clarked

when a person or object becomes popular or sort after.

Those shorts are clarked.

by aussiecricketfan January 8, 2012

the "clark"

Verb ;The art of purchasing a product from use for a time being or until it breaks, then return back to Walmart for the full refunded value.

The founder of the word the "clark" once bought an adult size pool from Walmart, used it all summer, then returned in no box for full refund.

i just clarked the hell out of some

by csno December 16, 2011

Hysterical/Clark

Hysterical is a hot buff guy from Papua New Guinea and is friends with the man himself, Jeremy Clarkson WAHAAAAAAAYYYY.

Holy hell, is that Hysterical/Clark with Jeremyc WAHAAAAAAAAY!

by hysterical_123 October 9, 2023

doing a Clarke

when someone keeps disappearing from there desk at work, even when its beyond busy.

where's Paul, oh he's probably doing a Clarke

by arnoldp123 October 18, 2023