Chode

a dick fatter in width than length. A penis on steroids. A cock so big Justin Beiber can't deep throat it.

floppy dick Chode

by will purtill November 11, 2013

Chode

We all know the literal translation. But most people use it as a derogatory term for somone who thinks they are WAY cooler than they really are.

Ryan Seacrest and Carson Daly... perfect examples

by Grirl February 24, 2004

Chode Mcmuffin

A person who has such a bad chode that they need to heat it on a hotplate before placing in a sandtrap(vagina).
Chode Mcmuffin-AKA(pat rowe)

That kid is such a chode mcmuffin!

by aj November 13, 2003

Chode

A chode is a penis whose width exceeds its length. Comes from the latin choderis meaning segment. The segment is a reference to the "slices" of stone that were stacked to make classical roman columns.

Masturbating is hard for those men with chodes. The penis rarely extends past the middle of the palm

by Dude August 21, 2006

chode-core

adj. A type of rock music involving penises that are wider than they are long. This can typically describe a certain kind of music which uses no rythm or instruments, just a deafining deep screams.

This band is chode-core to the max.

by Andrew White May 5, 2004

chode slap

to put your hand in your pants, rub your nuts, and then take your hand back out and slap someone in the face

Charlie chode slapped me in the face because I called his girlfriend a trick ass ho.

by Craven Cox February 25, 2005

chode lettuce

Used to describe the bunched up chode hairs that gather in one's chode/gooch region that have begun to fester with signs of mold and greening on the tips

Dawg, Rick's chode lettuce is collecting dingle berries and you could see the lumps in his pants!

by Hurman January 5, 2008