dead children

Comedy Gold! Genius!

Hey look at all those dead children

by Biblo February 14, 2005

Child-hold

To be limited in your actions and/or freedoms due to a child. A person experiencing child-hold may have their own child or be dating another individual who has a child that creates a burden which limits his or her freedoms.

Adam!! Are you coming out tonight or are you in the child-hold with the girlfriend again? >>Sorry man, the lady has the kid and we can't go anywhere.

by Frizzle06 April 11, 2010

child-dialed

Similar to pocket dialing or butt dialing, this is when a small child is playing with your cell phone and accidentally calls your phone book. Bonus points if said child calls your psycho ex who never got over you and your ex thinks you want them back.

Gee, Gabby, what are you playing with? Is that my phone? Did you CALL SOMEONE?!?! AAAAHHH, YOU CALLED JIM!! Hello, hello, Jim? No, I didn't call you. No, Gabby totally child-dialed your num... NO NO AHHHH!!!!

by Anni G October 12, 2010

Childhood lie

A childhood lie is when your parents or someone older than you tells you something that is completely untrue and then you find out that your childhood was a lie and your parents hated you and you suck.

parent:if you dont was your ears theyll grow trees
5 year old you:wow eww gross
14 year old you: wow yet another ridiculous childhood lie

by ur life is a lie December 3, 2013

Childhood

Childhood was never innocence, it was just the time people were closer to who they really are. Expensive cars and clothes can disguise a person, but they dont make a person. People who try to change from who they were growing up are really trying to disguise who they were growing up.

Expensive cars and clothes dont make a person more real, a poser can buy an expensive car, clothes, or a motorcycle just like anybody else. Who somebody is in an expensive car doesn't tell you who they were growing up during their childhood.

by Solid Mantis May 7, 2020

Childried

“Childried” derives from the word Childrey. To be Childried, is to get stuck paying the tab for something and to never be payed back. You can also be Childried for the duration of a 12 hr shift into thinking that you shall receive your payment in full that you fronted for an individual.

“Damn man...I just got Childried again.”

Example:

Man 1- “Hey man, can you pay for my dinner?”
Man 2- “Sure! As long as I don’t get Childried”

Hey! Do you have my money? I don’t want to be Childried again!!!

by SWATFalcon69 June 29, 2020

Child please

1) To blow/brush off or disregard someone’s statement

1) Paula: Jesse looks really good nowadays

Jessica: CHILD PLEASE. He still living with his momma

by Galehart Popwell December 24, 2020