Child-hold

To be limited in your actions and/or freedoms due to a child. A person experiencing child-hold may have their own child or be dating another individual who has a child that creates a burden which limits his or her freedoms.

Adam!! Are you coming out tonight or are you in the child-hold with the girlfriend again? >>Sorry man, the lady has the kid and we can't go anywhere.

by Frizzle06 April 11, 2010

small child holding an apple

a slang term for penis

When Mr. Stash flashed us, we saw what looked like a small child holding an apple.

by Griphftor August 17, 2006

Hold-chill

Use to tell someone to hold on and chill out.

Wife: Can you take out the garbage?
Husband: Hold-chill, I'm watching the football game.

by Xavier Fuller January 9, 2008

Childhood Traumas

A terrible situation or experience that occurs in your childhood life. It is usually really bad, and is something that is carried inside you forever, possibly making you anti-social or have a phobia of some kind.

1. Being beaten
2. Raped
3. Death of family/friend
4. Murder of family/friend

And more terrible things.
These are all examples of Childhood Traumas.

by crotchetyteenager November 27, 2010

Childhood

Something very precious in life that is sometimes taken for granted. It is also something that Michael Jackson did not have, due to his life as a child star. He tried to revive his childhood in his adult life, by making friends with children, climbing trees and having super soaker fights. But the adults didn't understand, so they attacked him, judging him and calling him names, and even accusing him of being a pedophile. After that, he only listened to children, because they would never judge him. He donated so much money and gifts to children in need, because he felt their pain. But sadly, the world became angrier and destroyed him. People may still judge him and call him names, but please understand; he never had a childhood.

Never take your childhood for granted.
You never know when it will dissapear forever.

by bunny-chan54 May 16, 2011

childhood

The best years of your life, not your teenager years, wtf is that? It is a time when you have no real homework, your games are your life, your bedroom is your secret hideout, stress is non-existent, and the world is fluid-like.

When I was 6 I was king of childhood. I rode on my air gorilla in the wavy grass in the sunlight each noon. I used to ride on my grandpa's tractor to the farmer's market, where everyone was bright, kind, and innocent. Now, I'm 13, and it's shit. My house sucks, my bed sucks, my school sucks, my friends are cunts, all because I'm not 4 years old anymore.

by LuigiXmission.420 September 20, 2010

childhood

Something that will be ruined if you're not vigilant on the internet.

When I was a kid, I loved Shrek.
Then I found 4chan, my childhood is ogre.

When I was a kid, I loved Sonic.
Then I found sexual furries.

When I was a kid, I loved Rugrats.
Then I found Creepypasta.

When I was a kid, I loved My Little Pony.
Then I found cloppers.

Don't worry, I'm sure these non-mematic shows of my childhood will remain safe from the world and....I spoke too soon, rule 34.

by udusers1 September 11, 2014