delusha-certain

The absolute and bulletproof certainty that comes with delusion, generally triggering rage accompanied by nasty words and actions if challenged with objective facts and logic.

Oh don't mess with her on the subject of her singing future, because while she sounds like a foghorn to us mortals, she's delusha-certain her talent discovery is imminent and that's why she walks around with that cat-shit smile.

by JessicaWalters April 28, 2021

ta certo

the most beautiful sentence in the world.

??- vais levar calças tropa hoje concha
concha- ta certo

by tacerto.tatysilva November 21, 2021

Bruno Certificate

A fraudulent birth certificate for the sole purpose to be allowed to play youth sports at a much older age. This usually extends into high school, when a fat, overweight 22 year old plays against 17-18 year olds.

Parent 1 - “hey, that kid has a full beard and a neck tattoo!”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”

by Twiggish January 17, 2022

bmw certified

Someone who has either drove a BMW for at least 6 months or 10,000 miles. As well as not crashed or damaged the vehicle within the last 6 months. This Indicates that they are certified to drive other BMW’s.

Don’t worry Jacob I am bmw certified. I can drive your BMW.

by KelrJr April 22, 2022

a certain kind of woman

Nazi reference for dating only white women.

“I love you but I only date a certain kind of woman.”

by I’m trying not to be murdered May 19, 2022

Socialist Certification of Quality

Any politician who isn't instantly a scumbag and lowlife gets bullied intensely as a socialist or marxist.

X person: "That politician over there, she wants to give pregnant women maternity leave to prevent infant mortalities and protect infants ensuring that their mothers are close by."
Y person: "Fucking Socialist!"

X person: "Now I know that politician has a Socialist Certification of Quality."

by BlankShouter March 17, 2023

Rizzler certified

When their rizz is achieved only by extensive education and hardwork, they be attracting all the educated hoes

Damn, Saif be Rizzler Certified with all the treeshes he’s been pulling

by PikaRizz May 22, 2023