Trusty Crusty

The sock that a teenage boy uses and masturbates into, after a while it becomes his "Trusty Crusty"

My sock hardened into a trusty crusty.

by TrustyCrusty June 6, 2017

Crassy

(adj.) - possessing the ability to "shake that ass like crazy."
Also, a "crassy palace" refers to the overall body of a crassy individual.

"Beyonce? Ha ha--you KNOW she's crassy!"

"Bob didn't know how to handle Denise's crassy palace."

by Mike T Martin December 12, 2006

cum crusty

Is the dried ejaculation or cum wad.

You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.

It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!

Thanks L.W.C.S.

by Leslie W.C. Smith September 16, 2008

Crusty Potato

When you stick you crusty toe into the homo-sapiens mouth while they are asleep.

My cousin Zac gave my other cousin Steven a Crusty Potato.

by nunya May 13, 2005

crusty shit

shit that is really dried up and will crumble if you step on it.

Crusty shit that's found on the seat of an old outback dunnycan.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Crusty Cunt Flaps

A female's fanny lips after a heavy menstrual cycle

Can be used as an insult for someone is a complete fanny

Holy fuck, her crusty cunt flaps where fuckin hummin

Ya fuckin crusty cunt flap

by Hobo Dave December 7, 2006

Crusty

Crusty means Sketchy or dangerous. It can mean not very well made or poorly constructed. It can also be used by saying something is not healthy.

I don't want to walk across that dock man, its pretty crusty.

(looking at the poorly constructed building)

Man: That's crusty...

by DillOlive September 30, 2011