burritowang

When your dick smells like hot sauce after fucking a burrito

My eyes are wattering, do you have burritowang?

by Burritowang May 11, 2016

Burrito Illuminati

When someone is in a low rank in the illuminati they are classified as being a part of the "burrito illuminati". This is totally legit.

*Insert name here* is a part of the Burrito Illuminati.

by Apetnamedsteve November 30, 2016

burritologist

An expert at making burritos, specifically of the breakfast sort.
The chosen one of burritos.

"Could you make me a burrito??"
"Sure can!! I'm a burritologist, remember?"

by can you handle this? June 11, 2017

burrito guido

An individual who is considered unsophisticated, masculine, and from italian-hispani decent

That meathead is such a burrito Guido

by Burrito Guido July 12, 2017

burrito garden

Microwave

See also: burrito mouth

I burnt my mouth on this burrito freshly picked from the burrito garden

by Toastedchez October 24, 2017

burrito built whore

A whore that is built like a burrito

You are such a burrito built whore. You slut

by YalaskaFlowers May 10, 2018

Bumity

To be goofy or wack in appearance and actions.

Person 1: I get laid all the time
Person 2: Shut yo bumityass up! You deadass look like Carl Wheezer from Jimmy Nuetron my nigga!

by Papa Pedro May 14, 2018