Bronee

A male over the age of five who is interested in, hopelessly obsessed with, or utterly in love with my little pony.

person one: whats up with that forty year old guy wearing a my little pony shirt!?!?

person two: relax, its just another bronee

by jacktheripper4312 July 2, 2011

Bruce

The most incredible guy you'll ever meet. He probably has beautiful blue eyes that you get lost in. He's the PERFECT combination of cute, adorable, funny, hot, attractive, & is overall incredibly amazing. Once you meet him, you'll never want to let him go. And rightly so. No other guy in this entire universe could ever compare to the love and care he'll bring to your heart. Every time you see Bruce's lovely smile or hear his perfect laugh, your heart will be filled with joy and your brain will race around in circles. Bruce is the right guy to spend the rest of your life with. He will respect you and defend you, along with your kids & pets. He has outstanding looks and an outstanding personality. Bruce's hands and warm hug will embrace you in a world full of love and a universe full of memories that last forever. Even if you and Bruce get into fights, big or small, he will always be there. That's just a small fraction of what makes him so much different from the rest. Most guys will be dicks and leave you over the small things. Bruce, however, is so kind and caring. He is understanding and will always care for you more than you can ever imagine. There may be times when it seems like he hates you, but I promise that no matter what happens Bruce will always stay by your side. And that's just a small part of why I love him. Everything is too much to put into here. No words in any language could ever describe how much I am truly in love with this amazingly breathtaking person.

Girlfriend: Bruce is so fucking adorable. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with him, surprising him with all the gifts and love in the world. Which he deserves.

Bruce: I love you.

Girlfriend: I love you more, I'm always here for you.

by Lil Oof Dick July 31, 2018

Bruce and Jackies

Two hard nips, see Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan.

Look at the Bruce and Jackies on that!

by Rees October 20, 2004

Bruce Lee Title Punch

Basically the same as Rocky Balboa Title Punch, but the provider can only eat corn smothered in chili garlic sauce (Sriracha is a good brand).

It is best when anti-laxatives (ie Immodium AD) are taken during the week's "training". Then on the championship day, take laxatives prior to the main event.

It was great. After I got Bruce Lee Title Punch'd, I had fiery shit all over me; it was all watery and stained everything. The smell really added to the experience and made me have an appetite for Chinese food for some reason.

by J-Deezie August 29, 2008

Broner

The frat equivalent of a 'man-crush', used to describe a strong, yet totally hetero, attraction to another male.

Dude, I saw Fight Club again today and I totally have a broner for Brad Pitt.

by GillGIlliamJoben March 26, 2009

Brunette

Girls with dark hair.

Judging by the definitions here, brunettes seem insecure. They slag blondes off and say that they're better than them. Definately a sign of insecurity and jealousy. No hair colour is better than any other. Fucks sake!

Stop judging people by their hair colour and get a fuckin' life! No hair colour's sexier than any other so get over it.

by computer says no May 19, 2005

Bruce

(v). to be cool, sweet, or chill.

Bridget: I just drank an entire bottle of mustard.
Drew: Dude, you're so Bruce!

Sex Tiger: I kinda just want to hang out tonight and lay low.
Bethany: You're so not Bruce tonight.

by dumps278 June 13, 2008