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Bored as fuck

A public call out asking to have sex on Social Media sites, most commonly done on FaceBook. The person posts that they are bored as fuck on the site and then waits for Inbox messages, post likes and comments to see who it reeled in and then they try to set up meeting to have sex with the person they desire most.
by Spelling Beotch February 19, 2016
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Borged

verb.
when someone gets unconsensually assaulted

in halo
when someone gets beaten down
last night someone drugged me and i got borged

haha dude i just borged your spartan ass 3 times in a row.. you suck!
by MM42 February 24, 2009
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boredgasm

A an orgasm, usually fake, that occurs when one is bored to death having sex with someone they'd much rather not be with.
During sex with her boring husband, Mary managed to squeeze out a boredgasm, just to get over having sex with him, so that she could go on to her other activities of the day.
by annieoakley March 1, 2010
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boredom

when ur that...SLEEP!!! or get online!!!
by munkee November 12, 2003
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Boredy

When you're bored and horny at the same time.
I'm so boredy.
by cvvvvvv1 October 17, 2012
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boredtacular

when you are really fucking bored...a term used when your talking to yourself.
when your on the internet and you dont know what to do...out of the billions of websites there are none that just JUMP out at you. therefore you are boredtacular
by Captain Homeless December 16, 2006
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bored housewife

A woman who finds herself chained to the drudgery of her marital home and who is commonly easy pray to the lecherous advances of any passing lothario builder type who passes her way! She will (in her own mind) fasll head over heels for him when in reality she is just relishing the attention that her middle class professional husband is too tired to give her.
you know that bored housewife I'm working for, I reckon I'm in there.
by adequate-d April 5, 2011
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