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Blueberry bagel

Shove organic blueberries into your partners asshole then have them shit the them into yours keep repeating this until the blueberry turns into smoothie
Logan and I tried out the blueberry bagel now we have a smoothie to enjoy
by aooooooossksjsj September 9, 2025
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Blueberry Princess

A Blueberry Princess is a girl who takes a specific, playful fetish to the extreme. It refers to someone who enjoys the physical sensation of being "filled" to capacity—specifically with blueberries—in every available orifice.
The term implies a mix of sensory play (the cold, round texture of the fruit) and humiliation or praise play, where the "Princess" is treated as a vessel for the fruit until she is literally "stuffed" blue. It is often a messy, high-intensity act that prioritizes the visual of the fruit against the skin and the physical pressure of the "filling."
The Ritual
• The Preparation: Usually involves a massive amount of chilled or room-temperature berries to create a temperature contrast.
• The Act: The "filling" process is often slow and deliberate, turning the body into a living fruit bowl.
• The Aftermath: The "Blueberry Princess" is often left stained and sticky, making the cleanup a secondary part of the sexual experience.
"The bed was a carnage of crushed fruit and fluids as Harrison relentlessly hammered the berries into me, leaving me as his Blueberry Princess: leaking, overfilled, and completely wrecked."
by HarryLs February 24, 2026
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A style of business management which applies to people who rely solely on a SmartPhone as their source of email content and management information.

The practice seems to have originated from the Blackberry users who may now use other devices but say they are not as good as their Blackberry.

It involves reading the subject of the email plus optionally the first line, but then coming to a conclusion and maybe an important decision based on that, and not taking the time to read and understand the entire content of the email.
Dude, don't forget he went to the Blackberry business school, you are going to have to shorten it!!
by Twiggybloke February 23, 2011
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the blueberry mojito

The flavor a stripper encounters when she sucks on your finger simulating the blow job you may or may not receive after you have spent the last several hours or so finger-banging four or five other strippers in the honey hole and perhaps even the back door.
Stripper 1: I was trying to entice this bad ass dude into the VIP room with the sure-fire finger sucking routine when I encountered a very strange taste in my mouth....

Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!
by batmanhere December 16, 2011
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Sour blueberry

The act of cuming in a girls mouth and she then returns the favor and spits it in the guys mouth.
Courtnie gave Robert his sour blueberry back
by mojo77 September 14, 2014
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Cordial blueberry

When one has blue balls and a blow job is done to make blue balls go away.
Fuck I have blue balls! I wish my girlfriend was here, she loves giving me a cordial blueberry.
by Gunless and Red Wine December 16, 2016
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rotten blueberry

When someone sucks your dick,spits it on your stomach and slurps it back up
Amber:What do you want me to do
Jack Nicholson:Gimme a rotten blueberry
by I have a skinny dick February 16, 2017
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