Bateha

A Bateha is Someone that Can't think of a Basic Word Or Thing When They're in a Conversation

Guy 1: Yo dude I Can't Remember Where I UH uh uh
Guy 2: What??
Guy 1: I Can't remember it but its a Basic Word
Guy 2: man You're a Bateha
Guy 1: THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN

by TheLuckyScammer January 8, 2026

faux-bate

to faux masturbate for a crowd.

"damn, look at that stripper up there, she's a pro-faux-bater."

by florence vanderslice December 30, 2007

Queef-Bate

An insult, calling someone a homosexual, feminine, or a pre-mature Queef.

Hey man, the way that guy is looking at me is completely Queef-Bate.

by ChipOfTheMunks August 15, 2009

Instance-Bate

In World of Warcraft, running through an enemy-free instance from beginning to end while masturbating and reaching an orgasm before getting to the end

Taunter: How long did it take to get through Wailing Caverns?
Orc: Longer than an Instance-Bate

by MeatMonster246 December 6, 2010

Ray Bate

Ray Bate is rhyming slang to "hate".

I Ray Bate him.

by Timbo007 May 17, 2011

meagan bates

The most outgoing funloveing person ever.
someone who will stand up for you,and never let you go.

someone who will never give up on what they love.
someone who has awsome hair and an amazing smile.
someone who has their ears streched,and blue eyes.
someone whos good at mending your heart with one look into your eyes. someone who is worth waiting for.

"meagan Bates is such an amazing person,i love her to death"

by dillonx November 2, 2011

United Bates of America

United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.

Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.

They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.

Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb

1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.

by gabe marshall September 25, 2012