Josh Barnes

A drug dealer in the London area, with 5 murder claims and 12 drug possession charges on his head. Do not go near or your life will be at risk

Person:Never get in the way of a josh Barnes, or your dead

by Onlysharpy October 18, 2019

kristina barnes

A cute girl who is involved in a lot. She loves music and sports, but most of all theater. Kristina Barnes is one of the goofiest and nicest girls you'll every meet.

Stranger 1: who's that?
Stranger 2: that's a Kristina Barnes!

by Maria Rainer April 11, 2017

milky barn

A barn that is covered in milk. What, were you expecting some definition of a type of porn?

Girl 1: I saw a milky barn yesterday.
Girl 2: Really?

Girl 1: Yeah.

by Tonylamb May 19, 2018

barn busted

The act of destroying a toilet w a massive dump that sprays and splatters

After 12 beers and Taco Bell…I busted down the bathroom door at 7-11 and barn busted the dump hole.

by Lapdog83 July 27, 2022

He parked his car in her barn.

He has put his plod (penis) in her lala (virgina).

Will: So, what did Joseph do last night with Mary?
Joe: He parked his car in her barn.

by RakingUpTheLeaves January 4, 2019

barn crazy

Always referencing horses, always making them a main conversation topic, and making them your number one priority.

Horse addiction: being overly obsessed with your horses well being and constantly wanting to ride them and spend time with them.
In other words barn crazy
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by countrycracker July 16, 2016

Alexander Paul Jude Barnes

God of the Underworld.

Has come to earth to study humans. Might come across as socially awkward, but is really just struggling to fit into society.

Upon the day of reckoning, he will suck all the evil souls in this world down with him to his nether realm.

Addicted to bread.

Foot fetish.

Arch enemy is Jesús (the Mexican)

Alexander Paul Jude Barnes has been summoned and we will all be damned!

Who ate all the bread?? Curse you Alexander Paul Jude Barnes!!

by Prof. Dr. Richard Cox November 21, 2021