barney

It's like Barno... Barnyard... a haole to the max, a kook in and out of the water. Yeah?

Rick: When are you gonna stop calling me a barney?
Turtle: When you're not a barney anymore, barney.

or

Rick: So this is where you work Turtle?
Turtle: Only when da surf's bad, Barney. Cause' when da surf's good, nobody works!

by Justin Gillen October 31, 2006

barneyfuck

A furtive sexual act performed while small children in another room are distracted by video entertainment.

We gave Rachel the new Dora video last weekend. It was amazing! We managed three barneyfucks before she even asked for juice!

by BHC January 1, 2009

Barnegat

This is were all the ghetto white kids think there the shit because they live in Lexington with all the black kids that smoke weed and are drop outs. This is also known as barneghetto I don’t recommend u come here it is garbage.i live in barnegat and hella shootings and fights happen kids run away from there house Micheal briganti ..

Yo we’re u live . Barnegat it’s ass don’t come here

by Gayboi1222 October 22, 2019

Barndoor

The act of parting one's bangs down the middle, thus making the shape of a barndoor.

Andrew frequently wore a barndoor and thought it was stylin'.

When people have a barndoor it makes me want to slap their forehead.

by Cornfused January 11, 2011

Barney Rubblism

The inability to text to the point where you're using a chisel...one tap at a time and it takes a millenium to reply.

The man took 20 minutes to text back "yes!" A slight case of Barney Rubblism at it's finest!

by Surfer1502 January 23, 2009

burned urinal

The urinal in between two men evacuating their bladders at their respective urinals that is left empty as a "spacer" due to a lack of dividers between the urinals in the bathroom for privacy.

Aaron: Damn it! There are no dividers between these urinals!

Victor: Looks like we're going to need to make sure there's a burned urinal between you and me. For privacy's sake.

Aaron: Yeah, and I don't want to see your piece, bro.

by Vlork: Mighty Wielder of Sheep June 14, 2011

Barneysisist

Someone who is more obsessed with Barney than Barney is of that someone.

Randy: OMG there he is, Barney my 1# favorite person!!!
Lenny: No Randy its just a log and you have a serious case of Barneysisist. The worst i`v seen in my life!!!

by If your alright with it i am October 14, 2011