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Barbie Syndrome

The syndrome where a switch in the brain of fully capable woman turns off and she regresses back to a four year old playing with numerous Barbies whom only share one Ken doll. This usually happens under extreme stress when adult thinking is required yet she insists on obsessing over her hair, makeup, nails and clothes. Or, scrapping with her female colleagues, thereby letting the men get ahead.
When attempting to solve mathematical problems, I am suddenly afflicted with Barbie Syndrome. Barbie Syndrome rears its ugly head when I can't find the other shoe.
by Ms Linguis March 14, 2018
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bubba barbie

Bubba Barbie is a large sized woman who is large, but dresses, looks and acts like a barbie. They are large and in charge! Beautiful large woman.
The choir teacher was a bubba barbie and could belt out that tune while shaking her booty.
by Swankmyster May 18, 2016
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Barbie Trapped

When you ask a girl out on a date solely based on her looks, and she ends up having zero positive personality traits.
Shawn: Dude, how did your date go last night?
Rob: Shit, man, it was awful. I mean she looked great but the minute the waiter left, she turned into a total rascist asshole.

Shawn: Well Rob, maybe if you weren't so damn shallow you wouldn't be constantly Barbie Trapped.
by SoupOrSpy October 25, 2015
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Barbie

Nowadays, there are a wide range of Barbie with different body types, skin tones and nationalities, etc to support your own natural beauty, because you are always beautiful. So why don't we have a new perspective on Barbie.
The African-American Barbie doll, the Lunar New Year Barbie doll, the doctor Barbie doll, the politics Barbie doll, etc.
by Rose2345 June 15, 2023
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Fill the Barbie pool

When a man ejaculates into someone's bellybutton.
Gotta fill the Barbie pool. Poor girl, it probably leaves her belly button sticky for weeks.
by Assface95 June 13, 2018
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Barbie hole

When you take A Barbie and pull her leg off. The whole that remains is your Barbie hole.
My sergon asked "where do you hurt today?". I replied with " My Barbie hole."
by B.u.d.full J February 24, 2024
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