bafun

When a retard tries to spell buffoon

Retard: You bafun
Idiot: You bafoon, don't even know how to spell bafoon
Dumbass: You fucking baffoons, it's spelled B A F F O O N S
Normal person: Buffoon, it is spelled, buffon.

by froginalog February 6, 2024

bafflegag

When a Collins shaft hits the throat

Colin bafflegag sev

by anonymous November 15, 2023

Bafishussion

A 'bafishussion' is when, one is attacked by a Salmon, Mackerel, and two baguettes at the same time, thus leading to a concussion caused by, baguettes and fish, leading to a bafishussion

Mark: Hey Sam how's the bafishussion?

Sam: It's been hell it hurts so much.

by Mr. Mors November 19, 2023

Baffle

Baffle is a sex term, where you hold the shaft of your erect penis and slowly feed your testicles into a vagina, mouth, or extremely well-prepped anus.

"I ball baffle these bitches, I'm not trying to make a baby!"

by Racer XXX February 23, 2024

baffoon

someone who acts stupid on a regular basis

aamira : "i accidently said brakens name out loud"
iman : "you silly baffoon"

by youshouldsym March 15, 2024

baffeletateted

To be fully complexed about a issue at hand with no conclusion.

I walked into the room and became baffeletateted when I noticed that there was thousands of bats in my Attic of my smallest mansion.

by Groller Bear Scott March 21, 2024

bafuckery

a foolish sexual act

i didnt mean to sleep with my uncle it was just bafuckery

by fwamiiii March 23, 2024