funk baby

A baby that is birthed on a sexual partner's chest.

My woman trapped me under her for 9 months and had a funk baby on me.

by cmencia555 June 13, 2014

Satan's baby

When one eats a lot of hot, spicy food and then shits fire, incinerates their sphincter, burns up their o-ring, etc. the next day.

"After eating all of those habanero peppers last night, I had Satan's baby this morning!"

by Jedi Conductor September 18, 2015

Spider Baby

Based on the cult film by Jack Hill.
An incredibly attractive young woman who is into stuff that is so kinky you might die.

"Man Virginia is hot."
"Dude stay away she's a Spider Baby."

by CultPhenomenon November 16, 2012

starve the baby

Titty fucking a chick using her breast milk as lube.

If you have a dirty ass and Hershey spurts it becomes chocolate milk.

I really want to starve the baby with the chick I met at the mommy and me class.

by Starvin Marvin December 14, 2016

brain baby

An epiphany of thought. When someone suddenly has a brilliant idea.

omg, i just birthed a brain baby.

by Volcanis August 22, 2011

Baby Donald

Once thought to be an innocent cartoon duck inspired by Disney but now more widely recognized to be the 45th U.S. President.

You can tune in to Baby Donald throwing one of his well-known tantrums on TV and on Twitter most days of the week.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 8, 2019

baby adult

An 18-20 year old human.

Mom: "Happy Birthday, son! You're 18 years old today, wow!"
Son: "Thanks, Mom. Yup, I'm an ADULT now! Legally I can do whatever I want and you can't ground me."
Mom: laughs "Adult? You're a BABY adult."

by Princess Butterfly June 26, 2017