Prince Albert Piercing

A body-piercing of the penis, in which a metal ring (which begins almost straight and is later bent, with pliers, into a round shape) of various compositions (some are Sterling Silver, some Gold, some Surgical Stainless Steel) and various circumferences (ranging from that of a U.S. dime to that of a U.S. quarter), is installed in the penis. The entry point is the frenulum (which is that part of the penis located just behind the area where the glans tapers up), and the exit point is the urethra (from which urine and semen flow). When performed by a competent Piercer, it's installation produces excruciating pain, but only of a second's duration. If you're contemplating getting one, insist on the Piercer's License, as to prevent contracting a STD.

Yeah. But the bad news is that because he had this "Prince Albert Piercing," he has to wear a Tampax in his undies for the next week, as there is residual bleeding from the proceedure for a short time.

by acrobat19129 July 11, 2010

Dirty Alberto

The art of sticking your large toe in a girls buthole and making her suck it afterwards.

I gave that Fattie a Dirty Alberto.

by Greg Ross November 21, 2006

albert pujols

Talented and hardworking first basemen for the st. louis cardinals from the Dominican Republic.

Albert Pujols is DAMN FINE!

by wrightfullyyours August 19, 2006

Marv Albert

Adjective meaning crazy with rage, possessed of blind fury, going "medieval." Also used in sexual situations to describe kinky, rough sex.

Store clerk: "I'm sorry, we don't do exchanges without a reciept."
Customer: "Bitch, I'm about to go Marv Albert on yo' ass!"

by rancidmonkey May 26, 2003

Amber

Amber is a girl thats not afraid to be herfelf, Lots of people jugde her a first but once you get to know her you'll love her, She's someone you could trust with your life you can tell her about everything and anything, She has naturally Brown hair but changes it to wild colors that go with her personalty, She is very unique you will never meet anyone quite like her, People often think she is a slut and she is not know where near, She's extremely pretty and has an awesome sence of style, She likes long relationship with boyfriends, She's crazy and loud funny and cute.

Crazy Uniqye funny Awesome Amber

by Someonethatisaweosme September 27, 2012

amber

a beautiful girl who deserves the world after all that shes been through, she is strong, talented, kind, smart, funny, and she will tell you her opinion on anything, who loves music, art, and her friends, she is naturally blonde, but she dyes her hair awesome colors, like black, blue, and purple, she has a beautiful personality, she can change your mood in a matter of seconds, she is weird but that's what makes her memorable and she knows it, and she doesnt care what people think of her, she is scared of electric pencil sharpeners so she would have you go sharpen her pencil instead, she chases crows all the time and she loves the sound of thunder before she falls asleep, music is her salvation and her religion, she does crazy things, learns from her mistakes, and loves to hang out with her friends, she hates society because everyone treats her like a child, she will look at you with those beautiful blue eyes with hope and wonder and after all that shes been through in her life shes strong enough to take down an entire army, she deserves to find happiness, and she is hard on herself and say that she is weak or stupid you say that she isnt not just to say it because you think thats what she wants to hear you say it because you mean it from the bottom of your heart, from the depths of your soul, and she never gives up on anything or anyone and wishes that she could fly to new places...she is unique in evey way, and i love her like a sister and i care about her so much

she is so strong her name must be amber.

by sabrinah25 November 23, 2013

Amberdawn

The most amazing girl in the world she is nice, cute, smart, beautiful, funny and the most perfect girl ever. She is absolutely gorgeous and could make you fall in love with just one sentence. She is very understanding and will never lie or hurt you. Her humor is absolutely amazing because she can always make you laugh.

Amberdawn-"hi how are you"
Sean-"I love you amberdawn"

by Swiggity.swooty.gimme.da.booty May 30, 2017