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Carson

they are sweet, kind, cute, and funny. If you have a Carson you shouldn't take him for grated. He will kick your ass if you are mean to his friends and especially his girlfriend and don't ever touch his girlfriend or you two will have a problem. Carson takes love seriously you will regret it if you break his heart and Carson picks the right girls to like they are strong, independent, and the best of the best but she is definitely the strongest girl in school!!!
Carson is the best!
by panthom July 5, 2019
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carson

born in a car
mom: hey were you born in a barn you left the door open again

carson: NO i was born in fucking car mom
by bessy1234 March 28, 2019
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Carson

Probably the most funny person I've met. He can crack jokes all day while your jaw hurts like crazy. His blond hair and color changing eyes will make you love him. He's the best boyfriend ever!!! And if you break up with him, your the dumbest person on earth. He's loyal and will never cheat. He's very caring and will help with any homework problem, especially math. If you ever meet a Carson, don't let him out of your site. He will notice you.
Person 1: "Is that a Carson?"
Person 2: "Yeah he was in my homeroom. He is so fricking funny! He even made the teacher laugh!"
Person 1: "Wow! He must be a awesome flirt!"
Person 2: "He is! I know cause he flirted with me!'
Person 1: "Your so lucky!"
by Piece of Cake21 May 24, 2023
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Carson Remmers

Easily the biggest jerk. Thinks that he is all that but is not. only picks on kids smaller than him other than his best friend who is bigger than him.
by elitebirdcrap March 20, 2023
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Carson Mclean

Carson Mclean means tall
woah

carson means beast
Woah dude your a Carson Mclean(BEaSt)
by fahad hossain May 17, 2019
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Carson morford

A cherry tomato shaped man who turns red when angry. He is also known for going to the gym and vaping to look cool in front of his gym friends
by Bobby_Tha_MC January 7, 2025
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Carson

A mushroom looking man that brings bad luck
Never date a Carson.
Person 1) who’s that mushroom
Looking man?

Person 2) Oh, that’s Carson.
by Urmom2009 November 7, 2021
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