Carson

A huge nerd who can never stay awake in class because he doesn't sleep. He has green hair, looks like a girl, and gets 0 bitches.

Jeffrey: did you hear carson has never had a girlfriend
Vladimir Putin: everyone knows tjhar

by Tribnuts March 16, 2022

Marcus

He only has 2 friends, one of which is in his head. And he blew up every church in the state of wyoming

Jeffrey: Marcus is so cute
Jason: I know i wanna make babies with him in

by Tribnuts March 16, 2022