tubs

someone who is so goddamn fat you just can't stand them.

friend: hey have you seen tubs around?
other friend: ew bruh, fuck that nigga on god.

by Yung Fuk March 02, 2020

Tub

A fat human who eats pig lard. Also refers to the immediate family as "Fatass"

Good morning Tub!

by LoveLAU August 01, 2020

Tub

A $20 bill. Often used in the plural. Derives from the abolitionist Harriet Tubman, whose image will succeed Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.

Flea Market Patron: How many Tubs is that antique back scratcher?
Flea Market Vendor: Five Tubs, and not a Tub less.

by Ae5Ea8 May 22, 2016

TUB

Turn Up Buddy

My TUB and I, found a tiger in our hotel room.

by Bum/Dan the Man February 12, 2015

Tubs

Someone who may be in fact overweight or "tubby" if you will.

Troy: Dude I swear I did not eat that whole gallon of ice cream, and 3 donuts.
AJ: Ya okay tubs.

by Drake _ November 29, 2021

Tubs

These ultimate bitches

Man those niggas tubs now! Maybe they will snap chat us that pussy, if we cool. No cap!

Tubs always giggle when they see a real nigga but ain't no water for the horse dick

by Igotitonme4real June 03, 2023

Tub

A tub is any being who dares consume more than 1 calorie a day. All non-tubs (gins) must, in fact, limit themselves to one steamed grain of cauliflower rice per year. If any more is consumed, you must be sacrificed to the immensely skinny, blue avatar men. Tubs must be eradicated in order for my fellow Gins to rise.

Look at that tubby capybara, it is so tubby for it cannot go a mere moment without consuming calories.

by gefilte gin May 24, 2022