yogurt dip

An initiation of sorts, could be used in a frat or similar all male club. Current members ejaculate into a popsicle mold until it is full. The mold is then frozen into a “yogurt pop” .Then the new potential member must either choose to eat it in front of everyone, or take the yogurt dip and have the popsicle inserted into his ass and wait for it to melt.

John: “So what’d you have to do to get into that new frat?”
Jake: “I had to take a yogurt dip”

by AlohaSnackbar9504 June 1, 2018

yogurt covered raisins

only the best food ever and if you disagree, perish

bro 3: bro do you want some yogurt covered raisins
bro 4: nah, i hate those
*bro 4 fucking denigrates*

by august so cool (not clawthorne June 30, 2022

yogurt testing

Swallowing male sperm with yeast infection

My friend went yogurt testing and nearly vomited.

by angeleyes7746 August 9, 2015

purple yogurt slinger

A very large penis that is bruised purple because of constant use, in a clit lip or a ass hole

That man has a huge purple yogurt slinger

by yoMamma June 19, 2015

Yogurt back

When you pound a girl for 43235 hours and you cant bust a nut.... grab some silky muller vanilla yoghurt from the fridge, dash that shit all over her back and call it a day!

I got yogurt back girl!

by MS.M-R February 9, 2021

French yogurt

You cum a load into a friend or family member's mouth before they now have to suck the tip and spit it back into the hole

Lets do a French Yogurt

by I caught him lacking so hard October 2, 2024

Yogurt Farts

A simple every day act of when a woman’s vagina farts out cum after rigorous sexual activity.

I need to excuse myself. I have a bad case of the yogurt farts.

by YogurtFarts February 26, 2023