The act of engaging another in an argument that is so self-evidently preposterous that doing so provides dangerous validation to the other party. Usually refers to arguments with bipolar ex-girl or boyfriends, often with a history of employment in various clothing-optional adult entertainment industries.
#1: Stripper Sara cornered me at the bar & started screaming at me again about her missing John Mayer CDs. She knows I would rather tear out my eardrums & set them on fire than listen to that douche.
#2: What did you do?
#3: I walked away. Anything else is negotiating with terrorists.
#2: What did you do?
#3: I walked away. Anything else is negotiating with terrorists.
by At Risk Teen March 18, 2009
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derek: "hey ronny, what's happening?"
ronny: "ah nothin', just hangin' at the crib."
derek: "well, you wouldn't believe what happened to me today- so i was up at colombus circle waiting for the bus, just playing with the bishop's nephew, and next thing you know this bitch starts flippin' out."
ronny: "what'd you do then?"
derek: "i told the bitch to chill the fuck out, i'm just playing with the bishop's nephew."
ronny: "sounds reasonable enough."
ronny: "ah nothin', just hangin' at the crib."
derek: "well, you wouldn't believe what happened to me today- so i was up at colombus circle waiting for the bus, just playing with the bishop's nephew, and next thing you know this bitch starts flippin' out."
ronny: "what'd you do then?"
derek: "i told the bitch to chill the fuck out, i'm just playing with the bishop's nephew."
ronny: "sounds reasonable enough."
by pat seick February 5, 2010
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an iphone thats service has been turned off due to ones father hating them.
once the service is turned off, you now have whats called an iphone with benefits also known as an imposter"
it can also be used as an excuse for not giving a guy your number.
the benefits include: camera, digital voice recorder, the inability to use apps that require internet being that wifi gets shitty connection, the thickness of an iphone with the brain of an ipad nano (see ipad nano)
once the service is turned off, you now have whats called an iphone with benefits also known as an imposter"
it can also be used as an excuse for not giving a guy your number.
the benefits include: camera, digital voice recorder, the inability to use apps that require internet being that wifi gets shitty connection, the thickness of an iphone with the brain of an ipad nano (see ipad nano)
"hey babe, whats your number?"
"oh i dont have a phone"
"oh really whats that in your pocket? sure looks like an iphone to me"
"its actually an ipod with benefits"
"speaking of benefits-"
"please shut the hell up and go away."
"oh i dont have a phone"
"oh really whats that in your pocket? sure looks like an iphone to me"
"its actually an ipod with benefits"
"speaking of benefits-"
"please shut the hell up and go away."
by lamalamalana April 10, 2010
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Man: "My job sucks"
Joe: "Thats ok dude, its International Come Up With a Day Day"
Man: "I always forget that everyday is ICUWADD, thanks Joe!"
Joe: "Thats ok dude, its International Come Up With a Day Day"
Man: "I always forget that everyday is ICUWADD, thanks Joe!"
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