Spread the Web

Early morning need for a man to stretch and pull on his nut sack. This sometimes result in a moist/warm nut sack looking like a web being spread apart...hence Spread the Web

Early each morning, Bill felt the need to spread the web before he got his cup of coffee.

by Captain Duder April 19, 2012

Cooter web

An older womans grey snatch hairs that are mangy to the point where you have the pry them open in order to gain entry to the vagina.

An elderly persons pubic hair that hasnt been shaved for years.

Dude, I humped this granny and she had cooter web to the max!

by Elizzle Dizzle January 2, 2012

web band

A band that is on the internet or virtual like Vocaloid and Your favorite maritan.

Dude, this web band called your favorite martian is all the best shit.

by Zeltiar October 13, 2023

Wood wide web

Contrary to popular believe (see: ala mode), the Wood wide web's nonsensical capitalization structure is purpose built for it's own rationale. You see that the wood can be utilized, speaks to human's ownership of the domain of Earth. The wideness of this expanse, speaks to the spooky incantation which follows it. That is to say, we have not uncovered all rocks, harvested all grain, plowed and fertilized all soil. And, while this may be scary in that Brown Recluse Spiders are all around us, wanting to murder us for our existent nature--they mostly love in the woods, protecting their own webs. . ."mostly"

Eric Cartman is a proud user of the Www to. . .uh justify bully in the Wood wide web. Like a comment bullying a bully--which in this case, the thought completes itself. (I.e. : "I have evidence, and I'll use it!" )

by BestEgo November 17, 2023

Web Master

A cousin of spiderman. She may seem like a normal person, but do not be fooled by her alter ego. SHE HAS SPIDEY SENSES!!!

"The Web Master is getting married this summer!"

by steamystevie February 1, 2024

dark web

According to the media, "dark web" is just a bunch of websites that they don't like.

The FBI cut off all the DNS domains that the dark web was using.

by NebyTheyIsDoesThey April 5, 2023

Gang Webbing

A network of tech savvy individuals who set sights on a deserving individual, then proceed to mind f*** and torment the individual to a point of insanity, mental exhaustion, or worse

It seemed as every electronic device I got near turned against me and I literally was going insane when I was targeted by gang webbing

by Baby Pistol May 11, 2023