bad weather bimbo

someone stupid enough to let you invite them over (usually for sex) when the weather is about to turn so bad that travel will become restricted or impossible. Typically used by misogynists and/or fuck bois.

Looks like we’re gonna be snowed in for a few days! Glad I got a bad weather bimbo on hand to keep me company.
My bad weather bimbo was a bust! She’s good in bed but a disgusting slob everywhere else!

by AquaNovus January 16, 2024

weatherical

relating to the weather

The test had weatherical questions on it.

by jonny December 3, 2002

Hard nipple weather

Cold enough to make your nipples hard but not cold enough for a jacket.

Its cold outside will I need a jacket?

Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 25, 2023

Anne Murray weather

Refers to where there are a few rain-sprinkles during an otherwise mild balmy day.

As it happens, I am actually all set in da romantic department, so da only reason dat it's "Raining In My Heart" is dat I was hoping to get some work done outdoors, but it's been Anne Murray weather off and on all morning!

by QuacksO March 23, 2019

weathers pinch

when a person takes a huge pinch from your can of tobacco and leaves a small amount. usually not even enough for one last dip.

Hey man got a pinch?

Ya, just dont take a weathers pinch.

by FlightEquipSgt November 13, 2011

Weatherred

The God of the Weather. People say he knows the history of mankind.

Don’t speak the name of Weatherred

by BanditoTOP1987 November 23, 2021

fair weather flyer

1. a skydiver who hasn't cut away and only comes out to the drop zone when the weather is nice enough to jump

2. a weekend warrior who skydives when the weather permits

1. my friends have 9 to 5 jobs and kids so they are fair weather flyers

2. my dad works during the week and jumps on the weekend if its nice out. he's such a fair weather flyer

by ashproh December 7, 2011