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Wake

A Chad so profoundly Giga, that the term GigaChad no longer amply accommodates for the enormity of such Chad-dom. A raw concentration of Sigma energy, this type of man derives no fulfillment from fitting neatly into the expectations or assumptions of the world around him -- he acts independently in pursuit of his greatest and truest self. Also, big cum. BIG cum. Cries after cumming. Too much cum. Ouch. Small balls tho. Sorry.

Informally used to describe a particularly copious and robust ejaculation.
Dave: See that guy at the other end of the urinal trough?

Mike: Looks like real Chad.

Dave: Not with those small balls and all that coom. That's a WAKE.

Mike: Agreed.

informal-- Becca: "Domino gave me a real Wake last night. That thing wouldn't stop."
by GIGAGIGA September 16, 2021
mugGet the Wakemug.

wake turbulence

Da chaotic "whirlwinds" of aggravation dat occur when someone gets roused from a deep slumber.
Da term "wake turbulence" can also refer to a noisy disruption dat occurs during a paying-of-respects gathering, da arrival of da vocally-disgusted Doc Robinson during da King and Duke's disgraceful sham of a mourning-service comes to mind.
by QuacksO March 27, 2025
mugGet the wake turbulencemug.

wake relatives

Relatives you never see until there is a funeral in the family & they show up to act greedy, stir discontent within the family, or stuff their faces with as much free food as they can at the post funeral reception.
When granpap died, all the wake relatives we hadn't seen since gramma's funeral began showing up to see who would inherit what, to point fingers at who caused granpap's cancer, and to stuff their faces at the buffet afterwards.
by Ihor Ivanenko May 25, 2010
mugGet the wake relativesmug.

Southern Wake Up

To be awoken by your sister giving you a hand job.
After my southern wake up,I was ready to start my day.
by BillyJackoff September 4, 2020
mugGet the Southern Wake Upmug.

Wake it up

A dumb mutt who isnt aware of his fuckery in a given situation
by Makka Sanders Boy March 27, 2023
mugGet the Wake it upmug.

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