wenie

wenie is a wenis baby.
they are very cute but only found on children.
you can only have a wenie after marrige.
it is against the law to have a wenie if not married to another wenis.
wenis' rule the world.

baby:Mamamaaaa... my wenie is getting a little hairy!
mom: well, you are going through puburty darling. you are now a fully grown wenis!NOT A WENIE!

*sorry spelling is bad. i'm tired from my wenis sex.

by moomie February 13, 2008

weed wedgie

what you get when you are super paranoid and carry your weed in your underpants for a week.

"ahahahaha lulu has a weed wedgie."

by lauren August 30, 2003

hanging wedgie

A phrase used to describe the pulling of someones underwear to
make then feel pain.

At school these kids pretended to be my friends and soon turned on me by gagging me tieing me up gave me a hanging wedgie on the flag pole.I was staying at one of their houses so nobody suspected by they stayed around to watch my wedgie, once they let me down i bary could move so they made me suck their dicks, the taste was foul and worse of all they posted then on this website, Ihad to change schools.

by wedgie extremist March 29, 2008

Wenger

the best football manager ever, which is the reason he just beat fergie for the manager of the decade award. Also the only manager to ever go undefeated for a full season. But whenever someone is just too good, people love to hate.

Did you see Wenger go undefeated for an entire season?

by wengerite April 11, 2011

Wendied

Someone who was shit on by birds

Oh! you just got wendied!! thats nasty!

by Kristen Hidalgo February 15, 2009

Upper Belly Wegie

A severe weggie that rides up to the upper belly. A very discomforting process.

Damn, I got an upper belly wegie.

by Squeky Clean April 2, 2005

Tall Tee Wedgie

Occurs when a shirt (usually a tall tee) which goes past the buttocks becomes lodged between both cheeks.

I was sitting on the bus and I saw this kid stand up and he had a huge Tall Tee Wedgie. Nasty

by DukeOfFarl May 31, 2009