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Walmart Kid

What are you, a fucking Walmart kid?
by BreadMan269 December 8, 2021
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Walmart Cunt

A woman who walks around and her bra and dollar store pajamas usually has three kids taken away from CPS
by Namelessdude2000 August 14, 2022
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Walmart

A mixed breed dog that is named after a retailer
by SPrice1980 May 13, 2022
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Walmart Rangers

Those Rural or Suburban Shoppers who show up in anything at night and act outrageously at all night Walmart Stores
Those people who fight or dress crazy late at night at Walmart are Walmart Rangers
by Jagermeister February 23, 2025
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Walmart Moses Catcall

Catcall whistling down a Walmart aisle clearing the crowd
Did you see Him walking in Walmart all Walmart Moses Catcalling
by Cools Man December 1, 2024
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Walmart

America's #1 low price leader where a lot of your friends/family shop I'm sure but there are almost always some customers who complain about customer service for example.
Walmart has great prices on a lot of things but the customer service was lousy if yah ask me.
by 0221SAM January 19, 2020
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Walmart Lion

Toothless, overweight trailer park denizens who have found some small semblance of life purpose through an artificial affinity to the Detroit Lions football team. Primarily high school dropouts and meth addicts, these miscreants come clad in bright blue and silver-colored costumes meant to advertise their allegiance to a team they've never paid to see. Fond of denigrating other NFC North teams for supposed inferior concessions, the Walmart Lion is a rare example of the undereducated aping the customs of the snobbish "elite."
Yeah, he hates the Bears, but don't worry, he's just a burger-flipping Walmart Lion with a GED from Costco.
by MSU Zach R October 15, 2023
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