Dirty Waffle

Pronunciation: \ˈdər-tē wä-fəl\
Function: Noun
Date: 21th century

A Crisp poop that is put onto a woman's chest and pounded with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.

Example 1:
Bill: Hey Woman are you hungry?
Woman: Yes!! For you feces! Poop On Me Now!
Bill: Like This?
*Bill Poops on Woman*
Woman: Yes! Now Smack it with a tennis racket to give it the physical characteristics of a Belgium waffle!
Bill: Oh, why didn't you just say 'make a Dirty Waffle'?
Woman: Sorry, by the way did you hear about Obama's plans to save the economy?
Bill: Jeez Woman stop babbling about shit!
*Woman and Bill Chuckle*

Example 2: Zac Efron.

by DirtyWafflez August 7, 2009

twat waffle

someone who is so amazingly annoying that we had to make up a new word to desrcibe them

dan cohen is the biggest fucking twat waffle ive ever seen, so i bitch slapped that ho

by dragonslayer1111 January 16, 2003

you rofl my waffle

Has no real meaning other than a synonym for ROFL. It happens to be catchy, rhyming, and also somewhat homosexual.

You rofl my waffle! Tee-hee!

by progamer124 February 5, 2004

Waffleskank

1) A prostitute who gets paid with waffles.

2) A nicer insult than whore, bitch, slut, etc.

1) Look at that hot waffleskank!

2) God damnit Jaime, why do you have to be such a waffleskank?

by Maestro Waffleskank February 8, 2009

wafty

Used when something is wonky or if someone does something crap

That shot was wafty
The table is wafty

by thelostlibertine April 1, 2005

wafting

The olfactory phenomenon that occurs when a woman who neglects her personal hygiene chooses to use "natural" sea sponge tampons or nothing whatsoever to staunch her mentstrual flow.

Everyone noticed the smell of Jodi's rank menstrual ooze wafting throughout the room during the staff meeting.

by SmellPatrol July 21, 2010

Waffle in the toaster

On the verge of defecating.

Bob, I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a waffle in the toaster.

by Ryan P. Cooke August 23, 2008