A Vladimir

A Vladimir is wank/masturbation usually done before going to sleep.
In Spanish we say: "Vladimir, una paja y a dormir"

Person 1: "Yo man let's do another game its only 1 AM"
Person 2: " Sorry bro, I am tired, I think i'll do a Vladimir"
Person 1: "Ok bro np, I might actually do one too"

by PhallusSpatha April 14, 2021

GM Vlado

The calm and professional person that gets the best trades and signings done in a blink of an eye.

Look, GM Vlado just came to the practice
What a legend!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Shmuli Vladimirskiy

genius man

If u want to pass the test you need to be a shmuli Vladimirskiy

by rbv07 April 23, 2023

To Get Vladed

A term in curling when a player misses their called shot, but makes a better shot against all odds and rules of physics.

Oh damn, you are going to get Vladed!

by KForts February 3, 2024

To get Vladed

A term in curling when a players misses their shot against all off and laws of physics to end up with a better shot.

Oh damn, you are about to get Vladed!

by KForts February 3, 2024