West Virginia Wet Wipe

When you’re out of wet wipes so you spit on TP and give it a scrub back there.

Dry paper wasn’t cutting it. Had to use a West Virginia wet wipe.

by Nam0r February 6, 2020

West Virginia Butter churn

Penetrating a colostomy bag, instead of the anus, because it's unavailable or you're just that sick.

His mom was passed out, so I gave her a West Virginia Butter churn, so I wouldn't wake her.

by Moon Dog Rex April 21, 2019

West Virginia Coal Mine

When you punch a stripper in the face, then bend her over and rape her ass and smear your cock on her forehead.

Nick was so drunk at the strip club last night, he gave candice a West Virginia Coal Mine

by JMoregon January 17, 2007

West Virginia hotdog bun

1. a slice of bread

2. a hamburger bun, roll, croissant, muffin, biscuit or any other bread

Son: Do we have any hotdog buns?

Mom: We've got about 1/2 a loaf of West Virginia hotdog buns.

by FinelyThreaded February 6, 2022

West Virginia pin cushion

When multiple male relatives have sex with the same girl (or guy) at the same time

That girl was sleeping with the whole family, she was like a West Virginia Pin Cushion.

by Hesaidwhat December 11, 2020

West Virginia Dental Extraction

When a girl loses her one remaining tooth from giving her brother a blowjob.

Ah man! I lost my last tooth last night when i gave my brother the West Virginia Dental Extraction

by C-Rock 84 April 20, 2010

West Virginia Road Kill

When a person is going down on a girl while so intoxicated that they vomit into her vagina.

"I was so drunk when I was going down on her that I turned her Beaver into West Virginia Road Kill."

by J.S.C. August 29, 2006