vampire surprise

When a girl is on her period you eat her out then french kiss into her mouth

i just gave mary a vampire surprise

by cottonPickker February 7, 2019

media vampire

Someone who attains fame by feeding off of media attention, yet has no talent nor contributes anything redeeming to society.

The Kardashians are media vampires. They possess no talent. Their fame is based solely on their ability to manipulate the media, and feed off of the hype.

by Skylar01 September 9, 2015

Vampire Tea

Act of mixing a used tampon in boiling water

Hey, Carl want some Vampire Tea?

by NOS4A2 December 17, 2021

vampire cracker

A picked off scab

Dave loves to pick off his scabs and offer them to other people as vampire crackers.

by SnowBunnyAK47 November 7, 2015

cutie vampire

A cute man who’s hairline requires a widow peak.

Wow, he is so good at soccer and is a cutie vampire.

by Cutievampire123 May 8, 2018

vampire flower

It is a character from pvz GW2 that is THE HOTTEST THING IN THE PVZ UNIVERSE.

Vampire flower is the hottest thing ever

by Super multi ball August 30, 2023

The Head Vampire

A vampire that replenishes it's unholy energy by sucking dick instead of sucking blood like a normal vampire.

"The Head Vampire? Like you're the king of all of the vampires?"

"No! I come to suck your dick!"

by CharlesWestingfield February 10, 2021