tammy barbara valentine

the name to hack your mom

guy: bro who hacked ur mom?
me: tammy barbara valentine?

by silly rabbit July 7, 2021

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oh my goodness valentine

A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.

man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!

other man: oh my goodness valentine

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 18, 2025

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Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.

“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”

by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023

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chloe valentine

Awesome queen from be more chill

Chloe Valentine is great

by Hibabyboo234 June 27, 2021

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Valentine

The loveliest man you’ll ever meet is a Valentine.
Valentine’s are always real sensitive (not in the tedious way; about what upsets/bothers you) and considers just about anything you tell him.
He’s perfect at. Well. Everything and anything, but will straight-up deny it. Sometimes it feels like he’d hurdle you off a cliff, if it was you or confessing he’s really amazing as you put.
He’s also really. Really. Really pretty. Like, it’s not even fair. And he’s also got a cool sense of fashion.

Person I: Did you SEE that guy?
Person II: Yeah, I did. Looks nice.
Person I: Eugh, his clothes were tacky. Such a Valentine.

by InvitationToHers December 15, 2023

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