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vert zone

In basketball: Kinda the same as the "J-zone" but ur concentratin more on the height of ur jump (vertical) than on the timing or fade-away (effectiveness).
"DAAAAAYYYMMMMM he's in the vert zone big time" If you see a really simple dunk but with huge elevation.
by ball4lyf123 May 25, 2009
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Vertiblo

The sensation of vertigo (dizziness, balance disorders, nausea, and vomiting), brought on after doing too many drugs, mainly cocaine, for the body to handle.
I was at the golf course yesterday, but had such a bad case of vertiblo I had to leave after two holes.

I have completely lost the ability to drive a car thanks to this wicked case of vertiblo.
by Mr. BBN July 17, 2009
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Vertical Newton

The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.
"dang that girl knew just how to get me! She BEGGED for the vertical newton."
by Austin Hunkoolovin August 17, 2009
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Vertango

Hes this awesome boy who can be found on Gaia and hangs out in the CB(Chatterbox obviously). Hes epic and whatever else you can think of. -Vertango is written. Let it be written, let it be done.-Guess who the prommie king is?
Its Vertango, dumbass~ One big pile of gay=Vertango.
Now here is a lovely rap
i made a sex position, i call it vertango
ya d**k so sneaky she don't know where tha stain go
ya d**k so wide she like where did tha rain go?
it also get you high, so watch out for planes yo

Vertango is also the name of a shitty band.
Cb Prommie King is Vertango.
by Vertango December 15, 2010
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Vertithrowed

The point of intoxication at which you experience motion while stationary. Typically when you're pretty drunk, hence throwed.
A: Were you at Jeff's party last night?

B: Yeah man, thirty minutes in I was vertithrowed!
by Yourmothergoodsir December 15, 2011
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Vertimaid

(VER ta MAYD) N; A fish-like mythological creature split vertically instead of horizontally.
Friend: Did you see those scary ass vertimaids in Pirates of the Caribbean?

You: No i didn't
by Phill Dinter October 28, 2011
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vertarian

someone who practices vertarianism the "green life", essentially veganism or vegetarianism with additional passion for environmentalism, green things like organic gardening, forests, nature walks, natural beauty, living foods, ahimsa and a utopian ideal of a truly green planet without exploitation or commoditization of animals. (From the French word "vert" meaning green)
Jane has gone from being a basic vegan animal rights advocate to becoming a true green vertarian with her exuberant love of organic gardening and forest exploration. She keeps a utopian vision of a more green world.
by Turkey Liberation Front February 28, 2013
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