Vampire Lube

When you pull out of a girl and you find blood on your dick.

OMG BECKY! You didn't tell me it was your time of the month. There's Vampire Lube on my dick!

by Serial Pisser June 4, 2023

poon vampire

When you unknowingly eat a girl out who is on her period

Alleah didn't tell Uncle Kade she was on her period. So he became a poon vampire

by Erusll October 2, 2017

Vampire Shot

A full menstrual cup

Here, I made you another Vampire Shot

by Puddles1457 December 29, 2015

oxytocin vampire

Some doulas get so much personal enjoyment out of births that they become Oxytocin Vampires. They literally feed off of the Oxytocin you and your baby create, giving themselves a ‘birth high’.

This free doula is out here just being an oxytocin vampire and cutting into my bottom line.

by Roseinthevalley January 4, 2018

Vampire Bugs

Another name for the dreaded summertime pest, the mosquito.

You wouldn't believe all of the Vampire Bugs that were by the lake last night! I know at least one of them had to have been named Edward Cullen.

by Quzanna June 27, 2010

Pulled A Vampire

Staying up all night and going to sleep a little before the sun starts to come up.
Closely related to insomnia.
Either staying up all night by force or because your that hyper.

- Why is he so tired today?
- He had to do his project for Science so I pulled a vampire and worked on it.

by Brian Smith Junior April 18, 2009

Rising Vampire

The abrupt rising from your bed (like a vampire rising from its coffin) when you come in the act of felatio.

She turned me into a rising vampire last night it was that good! Just call me Edward.

by Fishfillay May 8, 2019