Twat Monkey 

A very annoying person who somtimes jumps arond like a monkey very stupidly.

Amy Lee was being a Twat Monkey when her first CD was published.

Twat Monkey by Anime4Evr February 28, 2009

twat pimple

N. A pimple on a woman’s genitalia, generally signaling the observer to avoid sexual contact with that woman. Also, a good indication of one’s lack of personal hygiene.

Dude, you should have seen it. It was the biggest twat pimple I ever saw!

twat pimple by PaulG. November 19, 2007

twat swat 

to prevent your female friend from receiving sexual pleasure from another.

"She could not get rid of her roommate all night, what a twat swat!"

twat swat by k.sweezy June 11, 2009

twat smasher 

Someone who pounds vagina excessively hard.

your a god damn twat smasher, you made me bleed from all corners of my happy hole.

twat smasher by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 9, 2008

Twat Dribble 

Vaginal fluids/ quim, usually released during sexual activities or arousement

Mike: "Fuck Claire! You stupid wangaphobic you got twat dribble all over my bed sheets! That's it im ass fucking you next time"

Twat Dribble by Sir Gash Sniff January 17, 2009

Twat Twins 

Two girls that have slept with the same guy. They are now forever connected as twat twins, the female version of weiner cousins.

Ginger and Blondie are forever linked as twat twins.

Twat Twins by PNAG November 6, 2009

Twat Cigar 

A tampon.

My girlfriend got upset when I went to the drugstore and didn't buy her brand of twat cigars.

Twat Cigar by melito74 December 27, 2010